Jokes and Funny Stories

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On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Sunday, February 26th, 2017

A woman is at the fairground with her husband and she comes out of the psychic's tent carrying a crystal ball. "How much did you pay for that?" asks her husband.
"Fifty pounds," replied his wife.
"Fifty pounds!" said her husband. "They must have seen you coming."

Here are some random jokes

For Children

How do snowmen travel around?
By iceicle.

Located in the For Children section

Knock Knock

Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Cows.
Cows who?
Cows go 'moo' not who.

Located in the Knock Knock section

Politicians

A politician is a man who stands for what he thinks the voters will fall for.

Located in the Politicians section

Insults

Warning: Objects in mirror are dumber than they appear.

Located in the Insults section

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and open this door!

Located in the Knock Knock section

Restaurants Food

Waiter, waiter, what do you recommend for my lunch?
For you sir, I would recommend a diet.

Located in the Restaurants Food section

Medical

My friend just fell in love with the head nurse at the hospital where he is - I guess you can say that he's taken a turn for the nurse!

Located in the Medical section

British

What do you get when you toss a hand grenade into a kitchen in France????
Linoleum blown-apart.

Located in the British section

Miscellaneous

Salvador Dali for Coca Cola: It's surreal thing.

Located in the Miscellaneous section