Jokes and Funny Stories

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On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Thursday, May 25th, 2017

What did the panda take with him on vacation?
Just the bear necessities.

Here are some random jokes

Answering Machine Messages

Greetings from the school of Computer Generated Music, in a moment we will play one of our shorter selections, after which you may leave a message.

Located in the Answering Machine Messages section

Answering Machine Messages

Hello. I'm David's answering machine. What are you?

Located in the Answering Machine Messages section

Lawyers

Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?
From chasing parked ambulances.

Located in the Lawyers section

What Do?

What do you get if you cross a chicken with a skunk?
A fowl smell.

Located in the What Do? section

Intelligence Tests

A clerk in a butcher shop is 5'10" tall. What does he weigh?
Meat.

Located in the Intelligence Tests section

What Do?

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?
Lily.

Located in the What Do? section

Sports

"I went fly-fishing yesterday."
"Did you catch anything?"
"Yes, a bluebottle."

Located in the Sports section

Insults

Why don't you act like a human being or don't you do impersonations?

Located in the Insults section

Animals

I think animal testing is a terrible idea they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

Located in the Animals section