Jokes and Funny Stories

lots of jokes and funny stories

On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Saturday, November 18th, 2017

Two fonts walked into a bar.
The bartender said, ''sorry I can't serve you, we don't want your type in here.''

Here are some random jokes

Christmas

What will Father Christmas suffer from if he ever gets stuck in a chimney?
Santa Claustrophobia.

Located in the Christmas section

What Do?

What do you call a veterinary surgeon with laryngitis?
A hoarse doctor.

Located in the What Do? section

Yo Mama

Yo' mama's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard!

Located in the Yo Mama section

Mother-in-law

We have just had a blessed event in our house - my mother-in-law has just gone back to her own house.

Located in the Mother-in-law section

Bumper Stickers

I got this motorhome for my wife - the best deal I ever made

Located in the Bumper Stickers section

Bar

I'm watching my drinking, so now I only visit bars that have mirrors on the walls.

Located in the Bar section

Insults

Half a mind is a terrible thing to waste!

Located in the Insults section

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sari.
Sari who?
Sari wrong number.

Located in the Knock Knock section

Change Light Bulb

How many THRILLER WRITERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.

Located in the Change Light Bulb section