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On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Wednesday, October 18th, 2017

A passenger sitting in the back of a taxi taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. Suddenly the driver screams, loses control of the vehicle, nearly hits a bus, mounts the pavement, and stops inches from a shop window. For a second, everything is quiet in the cab, then the driver turns round to the passenger and says: "Don't ever do that to me again. You scared the living daylights out of me!" The passenger apologises and says he didn't realise that a little tap could scare someone so much.
The driver replies: "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a taxi driver - for the last 25 years I've been driving a hearse."

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What Do?

What do you call a woman with a cat on her head?
Kitty

Located in the What Do? section

Restaurants Food

Diner: Waiter, when I ordered this steak, I said "Well done".
Waiter: Thank you Sir.

Located in the Restaurants Food section

For Children

What did the female cat say to the male cat?
You're the purrfect cat for me.

Located in the For Children section

Bumper Stickers

Smile! It makes people wonder what you've been up to.

Located in the Bumper Stickers section

For Children

What did one lightbulb say to the other?
I'm going out tonight

Located in the For Children section

Why Did?

Why did the pig run away from the pig-sty?
He thought that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

Located in the Why Did? section

Restaurants Food

Old doughnut makers never die, they just get tired of the whole business.

Located in the Restaurants Food section

For Children

What TV programme is watched mainly by cows?
Moos At Ten.

Located in the For Children section

Restaurants Food

Waiter, this food isn't fit for a pig.
I'm sorry sir, I'll bring you some that is.

Located in the Restaurants Food section