Jokes and Funny Stories

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On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Monday, January 22nd, 2018

Did you hear about the kidnapping?
He woke up.

Here are some random jokes

American

How much money did the bronco have?
Only a buck.

Located in the American section

Bumper Stickers

Why am I the only person on earth that knows how to drive?

Located in the Bumper Stickers section

Lawyers

What an amazing lawyer he was. Once he got a jury so confused, they sent the judge to jail.

Located in the Lawyers section

For Children

What do you call a Roman emperor with flu?
Julius Sneezer.

Located in the For Children section

Mother-in-law

Bill: I was sorry to hear that your mother-in-law died. What was the complaint?
George: We haven't had any yet.

Located in the Mother-in-law section

Scottish

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman went out for a night on the town. The Englishman spent 30, the Irishman spent 20 and the Scotsman spent a very enjoyable evening.

Located in the Scottish section

Miscellaneous

Join the Hernia Society. It needs your support.

Located in the Miscellaneous section

Change Light Bulb

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll document it in the manual."

Located in the Change Light Bulb section

Drunks

A drunk was brought before the court. "Mister," the judge began, "you've been brought here for drinking."
"Great!" the drunk exclaimed. "When do we get started?"

Located in the Drunks section