Jokes and Funny Stories

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On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Saturday, August 18th, 2018

In Scotland what's the difference between a wedding and a wake?
There's one drunk less at a wake.

Here are some random jokes

Knock Knock

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Goblin.
Goblin who?
Goblin down your food will give you a tummy ache.

Located in the Knock Knock section

Christmas

Christmas

What do gorillas sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle Bells...

Located in the Christmas section

Office

Office

Too few of the bucks stop here.

Located in the Office section

For Children

For Children

The man said, 'My problem is I keep stealing things.'
My brother said, 'You'd better take something for that.'

Located in the For Children section

Change Light Bulb

Change Light Bulb

How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to get the bulb and two to get the phone number to dial one of their subordinates to come and change it.

Located in the Change Light Bulb section

American

American

Q: Why did the New Yorker cross the road?
A: What's it to you??!!!!!!!!!!!?

Located in the American section

Change Light Bulb

Change Light Bulb

How many veterinarians does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change the bulb and two more to complain that an MD makes ten times as much for the same procedure!!

Located in the Change Light Bulb section

Sports

Sports

How did the soccer field end up as a triangle?
Somebody took a corner.

Located in the Sports section

Knock Knock

Knock Knock

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon out of this place.

Located in the Knock Knock section