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On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Monday, April 24th, 2017

Wife: You're always complaining. I wish you would make allowances for my mother's little shortcomimgs.
Husband: I'm not complaining about her shortcomings. It's her long stayings I object to.

Here are some random jokes

Did You Hear?

Did you hear about the new movie in which a beautiful girl falls in love with a very ugly loaf of bread?
It's called Beauty and the yeast.

Located in the Did You Hear? section

What Do?

What do you call a ninety year old ant?
An antique.

Located in the What Do? section

For Children

I said to my uncle, 'How long have you been bald?'
He said 'Ever since the war lad. I lost it in a hair raid.'

Located in the For Children section

Knock Knock

Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Costa.
Costa who?
Costa lot.

Located in the Knock Knock section

Restaurants Food

Here's a question:
What do restaurants do with frog arms?

Located in the Restaurants Food section

Marriage

Marriage - a three ring circus:
engagement ring,
wedding ring,
and suffering.

Located in the Marriage section

For Children

Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Because of its bark.

Located in the For Children section

What Is?

What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?
One wears a suit, and the other just pants.

Located in the What Is? section

Miscellaneous

According to a recent survey by the Academy of Incomplete Research, nine out of ten people are

Located in the Miscellaneous section