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On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Wednesday, November 22nd, 2017

A man walks into the doctors, he says 'doctor doctor, I think I'm a moth.' The doctor replies, 'Well I think you need a physciatrist not a doctor, why did you come to me?'
'Well' then man replies, 'I was walking past your surgery and your light was on.'

Here are some random jokes

Elephants

What is grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
Cinderelephant.

Located in the Elephants section

For Children

What gets bigger the more you take away?
A hole in the ground.

Located in the For Children section

Marriage

Each year on his wedding anniversary he goes down to City Hall in the hope that his marriage license has expired.

Located in the Marriage section

Christmas

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?
A merry Christmas to ewe.

Located in the Christmas section

Office

The degree of technical competence is inversely proportional to the level of management.

Located in the Office section

Blondes

Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A: Both are empty from the neck up.

Located in the Blondes section

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Summer.
Summer who?
Summer good, some are bad.

Located in the Knock Knock section

Change Light Bulb

How many jerks who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Change it to what?

Located in the Change Light Bulb section

For Children

My brother said, 'I'm going to become a forger. I'm going to make some big money.'
I said, 'Don't make it too big or someone'll notice.'

Located in the For Children section