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On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Monday, March 19th, 2018

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street.
"But officer," the man began, "I can explain."
"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."
"But, officer, I just wanted to say,..."
"And I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!" A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."

Here are some random jokes

Change Light Bulb

How many mind-readers does it take to change a light bulb? - think about it!

Located in the Change Light Bulb section

What Do?

What do you get if you cross a hen with some gunpowder?
An eggsplosion.

Located in the What Do? section

For Children

What's grey, has four legs and a trunk?
A mouse going on holiday.

Located in the For Children section

Change Light Bulb

How many Yorkshiremen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it, one to hold his racing pigeon, one to hold his greyhound, and one to drink his pint of bitter.

Located in the Change Light Bulb section


I wouldn't say he is stupid, but he thinks that Christmas Eve is a tug of war that is held at Christmas.

Located in the Christmas section

What Is?

What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
Everyone knows that you can't tuna fish.

Located in the What Is? section


Fred: Did you meet your wife at the airport yesterday?
Joe: No, I met her at a dance about ten years ago.

Located in the Marriage section


When Marriage is Outlawed,
Only Outlaws will have Inlaws.

Located in the Marriage section

Did You Hear?

Did you hear about the dentist and the manicurist?
They are always fighting tooth and nail.

Located in the Did You Hear? section