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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Saturday, August 19th, 2017

A naval officer met a pirate at an inn and couldn't help but noticing that the pirate had a wooden leg, a hook and an eye patch.
"How did you get the wooden leg?" asked the officer.
"Well," said the pirate, "we were in a storm at sea and I was swept overboard into shark-infested waters. And one of the sharks bit off my leg."
"That's terrible," said the officer. "What about the hook? How did you come by that?"
"Well" said the pirate, "we were boarding an enemy ship and in the heat of battle, my right hand was sliced off by an enemy swordsman."
"How terrible," said the officer. "And the eye patch?"
"A seagull dropping fell into my eye."
"You lost your eye because of a seagull dropping?"
"Well, it was my first day with the hook."

Here are some random jokes


My girlfriend just saved me a lot of money - she married someone else.

Located in the Girlfriends section


Now where did I park my hard drive?

Located in the Computers section


Doctor, doctor, I keep losing my memory.
When did you first notice it?
When did I first notice what?

Located in the Doctors section


"Doctor, doctor< I keep seeing double."
"Take a seat please."
"Which one?"

Located in the Doctors section


What did Santa get when he crossed a reindeer with a piece of wood?
A hat rack.

Located in the Christmas section

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Waddle who?
Waddle you give me if I leave you alone?

Located in the Knock Knock section


Political T.V. commercials prove one thing: some candidates can tell all their good points and qualifications in just 30 seconds.

Located in the Politicians section

Why Did?

Why did the burglar break into a music shop?
He wanted to get his hands on the lute.

Located in the Why Did? section


What do ghostly policemen do?
They haunt criminals.

Located in the Police section