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On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Wednesday, October 18th, 2017

A passenger sitting in the back of a taxi taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. Suddenly the driver screams, loses control of the vehicle, nearly hits a bus, mounts the pavement, and stops inches from a shop window. For a second, everything is quiet in the cab, then the driver turns round to the passenger and says: "Don't ever do that to me again. You scared the living daylights out of me!" The passenger apologises and says he didn't realise that a little tap could scare someone so much.
The driver replies: "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a taxi driver - for the last 25 years I've been driving a hearse."

Here are some random jokes

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Delores.
Delores who?
Delores on the side of the good guys.

Located in the Knock Knock section

Knock Knock

Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Ahmed.
Ahmed who?
Ahmed a big mistake coming here.

Located in the Knock Knock section

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke out, the cops are after you.

Located in the Knock Knock section

Questions

If it really is a small world, why does it cost so much to run it?

Located in the Questions section

Yo Mama

Yo' mama's so fat, when she fell over, she rocked herself asleep trying to get up again!

Located in the Yo Mama section

Dentists

I wanted to be a dentist, but I didn't have enough pull.

Located in the Dentists section

Scottish

Why are Scotsmen such good golfers?
They know that the fewer times they have to hit the ball the longer it will last.

Located in the Scottish section

Miscellaneous

Passer-by: What are you digging for?
Workman: Money.
Passer-by: And when do you expect to get it?
Workman: Pay-day.

Located in the Miscellaneous section

Cannibals

What did one cannibal say to another?"Who was that girl I saw you with last night?"
"That was no girl, that was my supper."

Located in the Cannibals section