Jokes and Funny Stories

lots of jokes and funny stories

On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Thursday, September 20th, 2018

Lady Customer: Can I try on that dress in the window?
Assistant: If you really want to, but I think it would be better if you tried it on in the changing room.

Here are some random jokes

Police

Police

What do you get if you cross a fly with a detective?
A police insector.

Located in the Police section

British

British

A man was reading The Canterbury Tales at breakfast one saturday morning.
His wife asked "What have you got there?"
"Just my cup and Chaucer."

Located in the British section

Elephants

Elephants

What is grey, beautiful and wears glass slippers?
Cinderelephant.

Located in the Elephants section

Office

Office

No man goes before his time. Unless, of course, the boss leaves early.

Located in the Office section

What Do?

What Do?

What do you get if you cross a student and an alien?
Something from another universe -ity.

Located in the What Do? section

Answering Machine Messages

Answering Machine Messages

Greetings from the school of Computer Generated Music, in a moment we will play one of our shorter selections, after which you may leave a message.

Located in the Answering Machine Messages section

Computers

Computers

What if 80 million computer owners said, "Upgrade?
Why? It does everything we need, anyway?"

Located in the Computers section

Scottish

Scottish

Which famous Scottish poet is really setting the place on fire?
Robert Burns.

Located in the Scottish section

Doctors

Doctors

Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.
Don't worry it's just a chain reaction.

Located in the Doctors section