Jokes and Funny Stories

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On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Monday, September 25th, 2017

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I can't stop eating cheese and biscuits.
Doctor: You must be crackers.

Here are some random jokes

Intelligence Tests

If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?

Located in the Intelligence Tests section

Teenagers

Why does it take so little time for a child who is afraid of the dark to become a teenager who wants to stay out all night?

Located in the Teenagers section

Restaurants Food

Waiter, waiter, I can't eat this.
Why not, sir?
Because you haven't given me a knife and fork.

Located in the Restaurants Food section

Why Did?

Why did the police arrest the turkey?
They suspected it of foul play.

Located in the Why Did? section

Vacation

I went on vacation last week. What a week it was. Only rained twice - once for three days, once for four.

Located in the Vacation section

What Do?

What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny.

Located in the What Do? section

For Children

Why was the mother flea so upset when her children all left her?
She realised they were all going to the dogs.

Located in the For Children section

Scottish

How was the Grand Canyon in America formed?
A Scotsman was there on holiday and dropped a dime.

Located in the Scottish section

What Is?

What is a succesful perfume called?
A best smeller.

Located in the What Is? section