Jokes and Funny Stories

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On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Saturday, December 16th, 2017

A guy was lost on the Mall by the Washington Monument. He stopped a policeman and asked, "What side is the State Department on?"
The cop answered: "Ours, I hope."

Here are some random jokes

Pets

Ever notice that when the doorbell rings, the dog's the first one to the door, but it's never for him?

Located in the Pets section

Christmas

What is the most read thing at Christmas?
Rudolph's nose.

Located in the Christmas section

Office

You can name your own salary here. I call mine Fred.

Located in the Office section

Animals

Two dogs were walking along the road. One dog stopped and said: "My name is Fido. What's yours?
The other dog thought for a minute, and then replied: "I think it's Down Boy."

Located in the Animals section

For Children

My uncle keeps a pig under his bed. I said, 'What about the smell?'
My uncle said, 'He doesn't mind that.'

Located in the For Children section

Lawyers

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.

Located in the Lawyers section

Miscellaneous

You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can make a fool of yourself anytime.

Located in the Miscellaneous section

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Celeste.
Celeste who?
Celeste last time I will visit you.

Located in the Knock Knock section

Bumper Stickers

Horn broken - Watch for finger.

Located in the Bumper Stickers section