Jokes and Funny Stories

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On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Thursday, June 21st, 2018

Jill: You remind me of the sea.
Jack: Because I'm wild, unpredictable and romantic?
Jill: No, because you make me sick.

Here are some random jokes

American

What breed of dog would you want on your American football team?
A golden receiver.

Located in the American section

What Do?

What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?
Lily.

Located in the What Do? section

Girlfriends

Fred: My girlfriend loves nature.
Dave: That's very generous of her, considering what nature has done to her.

Located in the Girlfriends section

Dentists

I don't like my dentist - he's a real bore.

Located in the Dentists section

Christmas

Christmas - a holiday during which neither the past nor the future is of as much interest as the present.

Located in the Christmas section

Computers

"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981

Located in the Computers section

Blondes

What do UFOs and smart blondes have in common?
You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

Located in the Blondes section

Doctors

Doctor: Have you ever had this problem before?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, you've got it again!

Located in the Doctors section

Insults

He is as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.

Located in the Insults section