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On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Sunday, April 22nd, 2018

What is round and nasty?
A vicious circle.

Here are some random jokes

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Taylor.
Taylor who?
Taylor I can't make it.

Located in the Knock Knock section

Change Light Bulb

How many Californians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Eleven. One to change it and ten to follow the trend.

Located in the Change Light Bulb section

What Did?

What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?
Toga-ether we can rule the world.

Located in the What Did? section

Insults

Are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?

Located in the Insults section

Car Drivers

Overheard to a chauffeur: 'James, I'm now ninety and rather bored with life, so I want to commit suicide. Kindly drive over the next cliff.'

Located in the Car Drivers section

Miscellaneous

Good turns make me dizzy

Located in the Miscellaneous section

Intelligence Tests

Two men play 5 games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. Explain this.
They did not play with each other.

Located in the Intelligence Tests section

Office

The fifteen minute morning coffee break is when your employees take a break from doing nothing.

Located in the Office section

Lawyers

It was so cold last winter that I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pockets.

Located in the Lawyers section