Jokes and Funny Stories

lots of jokes and funny stories

On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Saturday, January 21st, 2017

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thistle.
Thistle who?
Thistle be the last time that I knock.

Here are some random jokes

Mother-in-law

We have just had a blessed event in our house - my mother-in-law has just gone back to her own house.

Located in the Mother-in-law section

Marriage

Mommy, mommy, why is daddy running?
Shut up, kid, and hand me another box of shotgun shells.

Located in the Marriage section

Restaurants Food

Waiter, waiter, I can't eat this.
Why not, sir?
Because you haven't given me a knife and fork.

Located in the Restaurants Food section

Miscellaneous

Q. Why where the Indians the first people in America?
A. They had reservations.

Located in the Miscellaneous section

Office

I like my job it's the work I hate.

Located in the Office section

Questions

Is an angle a triangle with only two sides?

Located in the Questions section

Change Light Bulb

How many ROCK AND ROLL SOUND ENGINEERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"Did you say something?"

Located in the Change Light Bulb section

Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor I keep thinking that I can see into the future.
Doctor: And when did this happen?
Patient: Next Wednesday.

Located in the Doctors section

Computers

Real Users never use the Help key.

Located in the Computers section