Jokes and Funny Stories

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On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Saturday, June 23rd, 2018

After a car crash one of the drivers is lying injured at the side of the road. 'Don't worry,' said a policeman, a Red Cross nurse is coming to attend to you.'
Oh no,' groaned the victim, 'couldn't I have a blonde, cheerful one?'

Here are some random jokes

Frogs

How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.

Located in the Frogs section

For Children

How did your mom know that you didn't wash your face?
I forgot to wet the soap.

Located in the For Children section

For Children

What kind of ghost is very useful in the kitchen?
A recipe spook.

Located in the For Children section

Doctors

At a party a woman was talking to a doctor. "What kind of a doctor are you?" she asked.
"A Naval surgeon," he replied.
"My, how you doctors specialize," she said.

Located in the Doctors section

Scottish

Did you hear about the new Scottish football team whose players don't know each other?
They're called Glasgow Strangers.

Located in the Scottish section

Miscellaneous

Judge: "Do you wish to challenge any of the jury?"
Prisoner: "Well, I think I can lick that little fellow on this end..."

Located in the Miscellaneous section

Girlfriends

If my girlfriend said what she thought she'd be completely speechless.

Located in the Girlfriends section

Education

There once was an old man from Esser,
Who's knowledge grew lesser and lesser.
It at last grew so small,
He knew nothing at all,
And now he's a College Professor.

Located in the Education section

Blondes

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Located in the Blondes section