Jokes and Funny Stories

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On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Monday, May 21st, 2018

Did you hear about the man who thought Bob Marley and the Wailers were the sailors who caught Moby Dick?

Here are some random jokes


Why are dalmations no good at playing hide and seek?
Because they are always spotted.

Located in the Pets section


What is the difference between men and government bonds?
The bonds mature.

Located in the Men section


Bob: I call my girlfriend Sugar.
Joe: Why is that?
Bob: Because she's so refined.

Located in the Girlfriends section


My parents sent me to boarding school so that they wouldn't have to help me with my homework.

Located in the Education section


Back Up My Hard Drive? How do I Put it in Reverse?

Located in the Computers section

Answering Machine Messages

"And this is the sound the aliens made..." (BEEP!)

Located in the Answering Machine Messages section

Restaurants Food

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup.'
'No, sir, actually that's the chef. The last customer was a witch doctor.'

Located in the Restaurants Food section


What do you get when you toss a hand grenade into a kitchen in France????
Linoleum blown-apart.

Located in the British section


Missing a few buttons on his remote control.

Located in the Insults section