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On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Friday, May 26th, 2017

A wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have some exciting news for you. Soon there's going to be three of us in this house instead of two."
The husband ran to her and hugged her. He was glowing with happiness, but then his wife said, "I'm glad you're are so happy about my mother coming to stay with us."

Here are some random jokes

Marriage

When Marriage is Outlawed,
Only Outlaws will have Inlaws.

Located in the Marriage section

Children

'Grandad, do you know how to croak?'
I don't think so, Steven, why?"
'Because Dad says he'll be rich when you do.'

Located in the Children section

American

Little old lady at US immigration.
OFFICIAL: Do you advocate the overthrow of the government by violence or subversion?
(Pause for thought)
LITTLE OLD LADY: Violence, I think.

Located in the American section

For Children

My brother said, 'I've got this awful job down on the farm. I'm up to my elbows in manure all day.'
I said, 'Well at least it'll stop you biting your nails.'

Located in the For Children section

British

Let him who takes the plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.

Located in the British section

British

"Who was that lady I seen you with last night?"
"You mean 'I saw.'"
"Ok, who was that eyesore I seen you with last night?"

Located in the British section

Chicken Jokes

Q: Why did the chicken cross the park???
A: To get to the other slide

Located in the Chicken Jokes section

Change Light Bulb

How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If the government would simply leave it alone, it would change itself.

Located in the Change Light Bulb section

Doctors

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing frogs in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Don't worry, it's only a hoptical illusion.

Located in the Doctors section