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On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Thursday, March 30th, 2017

Did you hear about the boatload of red paint that crashed into a boat carrying blue paint?
13 passengers were marooned.

Here are some random jokes

Christmas

What did Santa Claus's wife say during a thunderstorm?
"Come and look at the rain, dear."

Located in the Christmas section

Change Light Bulb

How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a light bulb?
(Cue typical indignant Saaaaf London accent) What? Go all the way up there and come back empty? You must be jokin' mate !

Located in the Change Light Bulb section

Scottish

What is the name of the unhappy range of mountains in Scotland?
The Grumpians.

Located in the Scottish section

Doctors

'Doctor, doctor, little Jimmy has a saucepan stuck on his head. Whatever shall I do?'
'Don't worry, you can borrow one of mine. I'm going out for dinner."

Located in the Doctors section

For Children

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a sheep. Really? And how do you feel about that? Very baaaaaaad.

Located in the For Children section

For Children

What's the difference between a crazy rabbit and a forged five pound note?
One is a mad bunny, the other is bad money.

Located in the For Children section

What Do?

What do you call a ninety year old ant?
An antique.

Located in the What Do? section

Psychiatrists

Danny: My year of psychoanalysis was a complete failure!
Sandy: Aren't you cured?
Danny: That depends on what you call a cure. A year ago I was Julius Caesar, now I'm a nobody.

Located in the Psychiatrists section

What Do?

What do you get if you cross a labrador dog with a tortoise?
You get an animal that goes to the newsagent's and come back with last weeks newspaper.

Located in the What Do? section