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On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Sunday, February 26th, 2017

A woman is at the fairground with her husband and she comes out of the psychic's tent carrying a crystal ball. "How much did you pay for that?" asks her husband.
"Fifty pounds," replied his wife.
"Fifty pounds!" said her husband. "They must have seen you coming."

Here are some random jokes

Blondes

Did you hear about the blonde housewife who was mad at her husband because he was out shooting craps and she didn't know how to cook them.

Located in the Blondes section

Change Light Bulb

How many people from New Jersey does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to change the light bulb, one to be a witness, and the third to shoot the witness.

Located in the Change Light Bulb section

Doctors

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a laptop computer.
You're just run down, let me give you some vitamins.
No, thanks. But perhaps you could recharge my batteries.

Located in the Doctors section

Insults

He started at the bottom - and it's been downhill ever since.

Located in the Insults section

Change Light Bulb

How many IBM engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.

Located in the Change Light Bulb section

Knock Knock

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Barbie.
Barbie who?
Barbie Q.

Located in the Knock Knock section

Restaurants Food

My uncle went to a restaurant, and there was this waitress scratching herself. He said, 'Tell me have you got eczema?'
She said, 'Not if it's not on the menu.'

Located in the Restaurants Food section

Marriage

Wife: To think that I had to marry you to find out just how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have realised that when I asked you to marry me.

Located in the Marriage section

For Children

This vicar said, 'I like graveyards. They're never deserted.'
The sexton said, 'Really Father, why's that?'
The vicar said, 'Well there's always some body there.'

Located in the For Children section