Jokes and Funny Stories

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On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Tuesday, January 23rd, 2018

Car Driver (telephoning after he has had an accident) - Send help at once, I've turned turtle.
Mechanic: This is a garage not a pet shop.

Here are some random jokes

Restaurants Food

Diner. 'This piece of cod isn't nearly so nice as the piece I had here a few weeks ago.'
- Absent minded Waiter. 'It ought to be sir, it's from the same fish.'

Located in the Restaurants Food section

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Theo.
Theo who?
The Odeon is showing a good film tonight.

Located in the Knock Knock section

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ina.
Ina who?
Ina minute.

Located in the Knock Knock section

Marriage

Bigamy: one wife too many
Monogamy same thing.

Located in the Marriage section

What Do?

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?
A pair of swimming trunks.

Located in the What Do? section

Computers

An elephant is a mouse with an operating system.

Located in the Computers section

Computers

Bugs are Sons of Glitches!

Located in the Computers section

Miscellaneous

He's leaving Friday.
Who is?
Robinson Crusoe.

Located in the Miscellaneous section

Christmas

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hector.
Hector who?
"Hector halls with boughs of holly."

Located in the Christmas section