Jokes and Funny Stories

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On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Wednesday, June 28th, 2017

Bob had been out diving off the Florida Keys for days looking for sunken treasure, but had had no luck. One day, while wading back onto the beach, he tripped over a chest filled with diamonds, rubies, and emeralds! Bob was heard to say as he carried the chest away, "Well it just goes to show you that booty is only shin deep!"

Here are some random jokes

Office

When you take a stand about something, you're just being stubborn.
When your boss does it, he's being firm.

Located in the Office section

For Children

There were these two cannibals having their tea. One said to the other, 'I don't like your friend.'
The other one said, 'Well put him to one side and just eat the greens.'

Located in the For Children section

Yo Mama

Yo' mama's so stupid, she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonald's!

Located in the Yo Mama section

Drunks

The drunker I sit here, the longer I get.

Located in the Drunks section

Office

A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

Located in the Office section

What Do?

What do you get if you cross a baby with a ufo?
An unidentified crying object.

Located in the What Do? section

Miscellaneous

Old musicians never die, they just decompose.

Located in the Miscellaneous section

Frogs

What did one frog say to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.

Located in the Frogs section

Christmas

Where do snowmen dance?
At a snowball.

Located in the Christmas section