Jokes and Funny Stories

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On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Tuesday, February 20th, 2018

Cannibal in restaurant: I don't think much of your head chef.
Waiter: Well just eat the salad then.

Here are some random jokes

Intelligence Tests

How many birthdays does the average man have?
Only one. When he was born.

Located in the Intelligence Tests section

Answering Machine Messages

Kemosabe no in tipi now. You leave'um message after little smoke signal, and Kemosabe get back for pow-wow real fast.

Located in the Answering Machine Messages section


If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary form.

Located in the Office section

For Children

Q: What do you get if you cross a bird with a magician?
A: A flying sorcerer.

Located in the For Children section


Yo momma's so ugly, even Rice Krispies won't talk to her!

Located in the American section

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Tarzan who?
Tarzan stripes forever.

Located in the Knock Knock section


I'm not going deaf. I'm ignoring you.

Located in the Insults section


(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?

Located in the Computers section

For Children

My brother said, 'I've just been reading a book about Samson. He was an amazing comedian.',br> I said, 'Was he really?'
My brother said, 'Yes, he brought the house down.'

Located in the For Children section