Jokes and Funny Stories

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On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Sunday, March 18th, 2018

What do you get if you cross an eel with a shopper?
A slippery customer.

Here are some random jokes

Change Light Bulb

How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).

Located in the Change Light Bulb section


Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...

Located in the Computers section

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Knock, KNOCK.
Who's there?
Howard who?
Howard do I have to knock before you'll answer the door?

Located in the Knock Knock section


Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Dexter who?
Dexter halls with boughs of holly ...

Located in the Christmas section

For Children

This girl cannibal took her boyfriend home to meet her mum. She said, 'Mum, what do you think of him?'
Her mum said, 'Lovely dear. He looks good enough to eat.'

Located in the For Children section


What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas?
A ladder in her stocking

Located in the Christmas section


Doctor, Doctor I keep getting an urge to paint myself gold.
Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!

Located in the Doctors section


My sister fell in love with a famous cricket player.
She was completely bowled over by him.

Located in the British section

For Children

What is the most popular sentence at school?
I don't know.

Located in the For Children section