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On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Friday, September 22nd, 2017

HOW TO KNOW YOUR GROWING OLD:
1. Everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
2. Your little black book contains only names ending in M.D.
3. You get winded playing chess.
4. You look forward to a dull evening.
5. You turn out the light for economic rather then romantic reasons.
6. You sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going.
7. Your knees buckle and your belt won't.
8. Dialing long distance wears you out.
9. Your back goes out more than you do.
10. You sink youe teeth into a steak and they stay there.
11. A fortune teller offers to read your face.
12. You got too much room in the house and not enough in the medicine cabinet.
13. Your children look middle aged.
14. You know all the answers, but nobody asks you the questions.

Here are some random jokes

Computers

As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.

Located in the Computers section

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Toby.
Toby who?
Toby or not to be, that is the question.

Located in the Knock Knock section

For Children

This kid said to me, 'My dad can beat your dad up.'
I said to him, 'That's nothing. So can my mum.'

Located in the For Children section

Change Light Bulb

How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?
One after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.

Located in the Change Light Bulb section

Office

Don't ask me I was hired for my looks.

Located in the Office section

Knock Knock

Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Bashful.
Bashful who?
Sorry, I can't tell you, I'm too bashful.

Located in the Knock Knock section

Computers

All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?

Located in the Computers section

Marriage

If you miss your ex, reload and try again!

Located in the Marriage section

Bumper Stickers

I am the only one on this planet who know how to drive.

Located in the Bumper Stickers section