Jokes and Funny Stories

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On this website you will find loads of jokes and funny stories on lots of different subjects to laugh at. The humor content on this site is suitable for all ages to see.

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Our 'Joke of the Day' for Monday, December 11th, 2017

"And what will you do when you grow up to be as big as me?" asked the father of his little son.
"Diet."

Here are some random jokes

Insults

You have a striking personality. How long has it been on strike?

Located in the Insults section

Christmas

Q. Why was Santa's little helper depressed?
A. Because he had low elf esteem.

Located in the Christmas section

Knock Knock

Knock, Knock. Who's there?
Carrie.
Carrie who?
Carrie me home please, I'm very tired.

Located in the Knock Knock section

Insults

He's always operating in stand-by mode.

Located in the Insults section

Insults

He was so narrow-minded he could see through a keyhole with both eyes.

Located in the Insults section

Knock Knock

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Theo.
Theo who?
The Odeon is showing a good film tonight.

Located in the Knock Knock section

For Children

The man said, 'My problem is I keep stealing things.'
My brother said, 'You'd better take something for that.'

Located in the For Children section

For Children

My dad went down the churchyard. He said to the vicar, 'Would you like me to put some locks on the cemetery gates?'
The vicar said, 'There's no point. The ghosts have all got skeleton keys.'

Located in the For Children section

Knock Knock

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Snow
Snow who?
Snow good asking me.

Located in the Knock Knock section