British Jokes And Humour - 4

 

This is page 4 of British jokes and humour.

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Postman: Is this letter for you? The name is smudged.
Man: No, it can't be for me, my name is Smith.

Submitted by : Joe 

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Avenue Road
What's wrong with the old one?

Submitted by : Joe 

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Villager: It was 'ere that Catherine of aragon was bitten by a mad dog.
Tourist: Tudor?
Villager: Yes, chewed 'er something 'orrible it did.

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Old Lady: Do you always play by ear?
Street Musician: Yes, lady, 'ere or 'ereabouts.

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What is white and furry and smells of peppermint?
A polo bear.

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There has been a theft at Euro Disney. A man has been charged with taking the Mickey.

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Honk your horn if you love peace and quiet.

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A woman goes into an antique shop and says to the owner, "when I was in here last week I saw a big mug with a flat head that holds a lot of beer. I'd like to buy it."
"Sorry," replied the owner, but I can't sell you that."
"Why not asked the customer?"
"Because that's my husband."

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Who appears in cowboy films and is always broke?
Skint Eastwood.

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What do you get if you cross a fruit with a Welshman?
A taffy apple.

A Joke At Random

What does Father Christmas do if his elves get too fat?
He sends them to an elf farm.

You can find more like this in the Christmas category