What famous 60's song did Charles Dickens write? Oliver Twist.
What does a shark like to eat for lunch? Fish and ships!
Why was the dog unable to talk? The cat got his tongue.
What do you call the people who are made of rubber and stand at the entrance to a nightclub? Bouncers.
Last night I got into a taxi and said to the driver, 'Robin Hood's Close'. He said 'Don't worry, I'm sure that I can lose him at the next set of traffic lights'.
Did you hear that the police have put out a warning to house owners about a gang of men who recently failed in their attempt to steal the tiles from the roof of a local house? The police said they were roofless criminals.
Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover? Because you should never press your luck.
Dave: Did you hear that Fred has got a job at the bowling alley? Joe: What tenpin? Dave: No it's a permanent job.
Why is 5 o'clock in the morning a bit like a pigs tail? Because it's twirly!
Submitted by: VJ
My sister fell in love with a famous cricket player. She was completely bowled over by him.