Car Bumper Stickers

Here is a selection of humorous car bumper stickers.

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Watch out for the idiot behind me.

This truck is protected by an anti-social German Shepherd

Submitted by : Dusty 

Is there life after death? Touch the Rednecks truck and find out!

Submitted by : Dusty 

Ford Off road, if it ain't a Ford you either have to DODGE it or the trail or pull it out cus its sunk like a ROCK

Submitted by : Dusty 

I'm NOT speeding, I'm qualifing!

Submitted by : Dusty 

If this car was a horse I'd have to shoot it.

Do me a favor...Steal this car.

Warning: Driver only carries $20 worth of ammunition!

I don't like tailgaters, that's why I'm speeding.

If I go any faster I'll burn out my hamster!

A Joke At Random

An Essex girl was driving down the A13 when her car phone rang.
It was her boyfriend, urgently warning her, "Treacle, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on the A13. Please be careful!"
"It's not just one car!" said the Essex girl, "There's hundreds of them!"

You can find more like this in the British Humour category