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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?
A pair of swimming trunks.

Change Light Bulb Jokes - 11

 

This is page 11 of change light bulb jokes.


How does a spoiled rich girl change a lightbulb?
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."


How many FILM DIRECTORS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"I don't care how many it takes, what it costs, or how you do it -
JUST GET IT CHANGED, OKAY?!?! !"


How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."


How many TEENAGERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"Do it yourseIf - it's your house! What am I, some kind of personal slave or something?"

Submitted by : Ian Dawson


How many VENTRILOQUISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the gulg and one to gold the gottom of the lagger.

Submitted by : David Lee


How many BUS DRIVERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
You've got to be joking - they won't even change a five-pound note.


How many WAITERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
None. Even a burned-out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.


How many FILM DIRECTORS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"I don't care how many it takes, what it costs, or how you do it - JUST GET IT CHANGED, OKAY?!?! !"


How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."


How many THRILLER WRITERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.







A Joke At Random


Did you hear about the blonde housewife who was mad at her husband because he was out shooting craps and she didn't know how to cook them.

You can find more like this in the Jokes About Blondes category