Change Light Bulb Jokes - 11

 

This is page 11 of change light bulb jokes.

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How many FILM DIRECTORS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"I don't care how many it takes, what it costs, or how you do it -
JUST GET IT CHANGED, OKAY?!?! !"

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How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."

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How many TEENAGERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"Do it yourseIf - it's your house! What am I, some kind of personal slave or something?"

Submitted by : Ian Dawson 

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How many VENTRILOQUISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the gulg and one to gold the gottom of the lagger.

Submitted by : David Lee 

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How many BUS DRIVERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
You've got to be joking - they won't even change a five-pound note.

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How many WAITERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
None. Even a burned-out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

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How many FILM DIRECTORS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"I don't care how many it takes, what it costs, or how you do it - JUST GET IT CHANGED, OKAY?!?! !"

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How many PESSIMISTS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"What's the point? It'll only blow again."

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How many THRILLER WRITERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.

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How many ROCK AND ROLL SOUND ENGINEERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"Did you say something?"

A Joke At Random

What do you call a convict who dresses up as a clown?
Silicon.

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