clean Jokes and Funny Stories

Here is a randomly chosen joke or funny story :-

What do you get if you cross a labrador dog with a tortoise?
You get an animal that goes to the newsagent's and come back with last weeks newspaper.

Change Light Bulb Jokes - 12

 

This is page 12 of change light bulb jokes.


How many ROCK AND ROLL SOUND ENGINEERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
"Did you say something?"


How many PUNK ROCKERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to kick the chair out from under him.


How many HAIRDRESSERS does it take to change a light-bulb?
Five. One to change the bulb and four to stand around admiringly and say "Fabulous, Gary !'"


How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many can you afford?







A Joke At Random


A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked "How much is 2+2?"
The housewife replies: "Four!".
The accountant says: "I think it's either 3 or 4. Let me run those figures through my spreadsheet one more time."
The lawyer pulls the drapes, dims the lights and asks in a hushed voice, "How much do you want it to be?"

You can find more like this in the Lawyers category