Change Light Bulb Jokes - 3

 

This is page 3 of change light bulb jokes.

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How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.

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How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.

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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Astronomers prefer the dark.

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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.

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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Six - one to do all the work and five to write a song about how good the old one was.

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How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't know how to - it's a hardware problem.

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How many fashion designers does it take to change a light bulb?
None - they just mount a huge advertising campaign proclaiming that this year "dark" is in.

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How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one - but the bulb has got to want to change first.

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How many skeptics does it take to change a light bulb?
What makes you think a light bulb can be changed anyway?

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How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A fish.

Submitted by : Matti 

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