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What is the difference between a piano and a fish?
Everyone knows that you can't tuna fish.

Change Light Bulb Jokes - 3

 

This is page 3 of change light bulb jokes.


How many grocery store cashiers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill.


How many civil servants does it take to change the light bulb?
45. One to change the bulb, and 44 to do the paperwork.


How many bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.


How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. Astronomers prefer the dark.


How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one. They don't like to share the spotlight.


How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Six - one to do all the work and five to write a song about how good the old one was.


How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
They don't know how to - it's a hardware problem.


How many fashion designers does it take to change a light bulb?
None - they just mount a huge advertising campaign proclaiming that this year "dark" is in.


How many sociologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one - but the bulb has got to want to change first.


How many skeptics does it take to change a light bulb?
What makes you think a light bulb can be changed anyway?







A Joke At Random

Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer?
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

You can find more like this in the Jokes About Blondes category