Change Light Bulb Jokes - 8

 

This is page 8 of change light bulb jokes.

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How many Dixons store assistants does it take to change a light bulb?
Err. Nahh, it's MEANT to go dark after a few weeks. It's a new fangled addition. It's been developed by, er, (etc...)

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How many computer journalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Five-one to write a review of all the existing light bulbs so you can decide which one to buy, another one to write a remarkably similar one in another magazine the next month, a third to have a big one come out on glossy paper two months later that is by then completely out of date, a fourth to hint in his/her column that a completely new and updated bulb is coming out, and the fifth to report a rumor that that new bulb is shipping with a virus.

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How many journalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to report it as an inspired government program to bring light to the people, one to report it as a diabolical government plot to deprive the poor of darkness, and one to win a pulitzer prize for reporting that the Electric Company hired a light bulb assassin to break the bulb in the first place.

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How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just define darkness as an industry standard.

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How many IBM engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.

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How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll document it in the manual."

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How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Five. Two to write the specification program, one to screw it in, and two to explain why the project was late.

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How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One always leaves in the middle of the project.

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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. "We'll fix it in software."

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How many electrical engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know yet. They're still waiting on a part.

A Joke At Random

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?
At parking meteors.

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