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Change a Lightbulb Jokes - Page 1
The classic 'change lightbulbs' jokes
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How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If the government would simply leave it alone, it would change itself.
None. If the government would simply leave it alone, it would change itself.
How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he needs at least three light bulbs.
One, but he needs at least three light bulbs.
How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?
"We just report the facts, we don't change them."
"We just report the facts, we don't change them."
How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, the old one and the new one.
Two, the old one and the new one.
How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. It turned itself in.
None. It turned itself in.
How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?
One-third less than for a regular bulb.
One-third less than for a regular bulb.
How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but he'll bill you for five!
One, but he'll bill you for five!
How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.
We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.
How many politicians does it take to change a light-bulb?
'The Government is well aware of the situation and we are setting up a committee to look into the feasibility of changing it.'
'The Government is well aware of the situation and we are setting up a committee to look into the feasibility of changing it.'
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