Change Light Bulb Jokes

Here are some of the classic "change lightbulb" jokes.

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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. It turned itself in.

How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?
One-third less than for a regular bulb.

How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but he'll bill you for five!

How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.

How many politicians does it take to change a light-bulb?
'The Government is well aware of the situation and we are setting up a committee to look into the feasibility of changing it.'

One.
How many mind-readers does it take to change a light bulb? - think about it!

How many members of the government doe it take to change a light bulb.
Members of the government never change light bulbs, they prefer to keep the public in the dark.

How many boring people does it take to change a light bulb?
One.

How many film stars doe it take to change a light-bulb?
One, but he only takes one step up the ladder, and then his stunt double takes over.

How many shop assistants does it take to change a light-bulb?
Only one, but he'll only change it if you have the receipt for the old bulb.

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