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The classic 'change lightbulbs' jokes


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How many economists does it take to change a light bulb?
None. If the government would simply leave it alone, it would change itself.
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How many jugglers does it take to change a light bulb?
One, but he needs at least three light bulbs.
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How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?
Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
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How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?
"We just report the facts, we don't change them."
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How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, the old one and the new one.
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None. It turned itself in.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?
One-third less than for a regular bulb.
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How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, but he'll bill you for five!
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How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.
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How many politicians does it take to change a light-bulb?
'The Government is well aware of the situation and we are setting up a committee to look into the feasibility of changing it.'

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