Chicken Jokes

Jokes about chickens.

Why did the chicken run away from home?
Because she was tired of being cooped up.

What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?
An egg.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross again?
He wanted to be a dirty double crosser.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the park???
A: To get to the other slide

Submitted by : Gaz ov gtown

Why did the chicken cross the road??
Too long to go around.....

What is:
peck, peck, peck, BANG, peck, peck, peck BANG??
A chicken in a minefield...

A Joke At Random
How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb?
We don't know. They never get past the feasibility study.
You can find more like this in the Changing Lightbulbs Jokes category

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