clean Jokes and Funny Stories

Here is a randomly chosen joke or funny story :-

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A zebra.

Chicken Jokes

 

Jokes about chickens.

What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.

Why did the chicken run away from home?
Because she was tired of being cooped up.

What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?
An egg.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross again?
He wanted to be a dirty double crosser.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the park???
A: To get to the other slide

Submitted by : Gaz ov gtown 

Why did the chicken cross the road??
Too long to go around.....

What is:
peck, peck, peck, BANG, peck, peck, peck BANG??
A chicken in a minefield...







A Joke At Random

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Hector.
Hector who?
"Hector halls with boughs of holly."

You can find more like this in the Christmas category