Chicken Jokes

Jokes about chickens.

What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?
An egg.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross again?
He wanted to be a dirty double crosser.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the park???
A: To get to the other slide

Submitted by : Gaz ov gtown

Why did the chicken cross the road??
Too long to go around.....

What is:
peck, peck, peck, BANG, peck, peck, peck BANG??
A chicken in a minefield...

A Joke At Random

"I'm not under the alkafluence of inkahol that some thinkle peep I am.
It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get."

You can find more like this in the Drunks category