Chicken Jokes

 

Jokes about chickens.

Why did the chicken run away from home?
Because she was tired of being cooped up.

What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?
An egg.

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross again?
He wanted to be a dirty double crosser.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the park???
A: To get to the other slide

Submitted by : Gaz ov gtown 

Why did the chicken cross the road??
Too long to go around.....

What is:
peck, peck, peck, BANG, peck, peck, peck BANG??
A chicken in a minefield...






A Joke At Random

Why was the cannibal expelled from school?
Because he kept buttering up the teacher.

You can find more like this in the Cannibal Jokes category