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Chicken Jokes - Page 1

Here is our selection of very old and corny chicken jokes.



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Why did the chicken just pretend it was going to cross the road?
Because it was a practical yoker.
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What do you call a crazy chicken?
A cuckoo cluck.
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Why did the chicken run away from home?
Because she was tired of being cooped up.
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What do you call a chicken in a shell suit?
An egg.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud and cross again?
He wanted to be a dirty double crosser.
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the park???
A: To get to the other slide

Submitted by: Gaz ov gtown
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Why did the chicken cross the road??
Too long to go around.....
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What is:
peck, peck, peck, BANG, peck, peck, peck BANG??
A chicken in a minefield...


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