Funny Definitions

Here are some funny definitions.

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Consciousness - the time between naps.

Accountant - someone you hire to explain that you didn't make the money you did.

Wedding - a funeral where you smell your own flowers.

Justice - a decision in your favor.

Paradox - two physicians.

Court of law - the place where a suit is pressed and a man can be taken to the cleaners.

Flattery - an insult in gift wrapping.

Alimony - the cost of loving.

Capitalism - the survival of the fattest.

Oboe: An ill woodwind that no-one blows good.

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