Did You Hear - Jokes - 2

 

 

This is page 2 of the "Did you hear?" jokes.

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Did you hear about the aristocratic horse?
He was the last of his race.

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Did you hear about the dog that ate nothing but garlic?
His bark was much worse than his bite.

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Did you hear about the man who stole a calendar?
He was sentenced to 12 months in jail; they say his days are numbered.

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Did you hear about the man who drowned in a bowl of muesli?
A strong current pulled him under.

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Did you hear about woman who couldn't find a singing partner?
She ended up buying a duet-your-self kit.

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Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of prunes?
He's been on the run for the last month.

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Did you hear about the pigeon who wanted to buy a famous London landmark?
He put a deposit on Big Ben.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping?
He woke up.

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Did you hear about the man from London who became very thirsty when he went to visit his relatives in Vancouver?
He drank Canada Dry.

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Did you hear about the stupid shoplifter?
He was found squashed under a shop.

A Joke At Random

I took an IQ test and the results were negative.

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