Did You Hear - Jokes

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Did you hear about the man who stole a truck load of prunes?
He\'s been on the run for the last month.

Did you hear about the pigeon who wanted to buy a famous London landmark?
He put a deposit on Big Ben.

Did you hear about the kidnapping?
He woke up.

Did you hear about the man from London who became very thirsty when he went to visit his relatives in Vancouver?
He drank Canada Dry.

Did you hear about the stupid shoplifter?
He was found squashed under a shop.

Did you hear about the dating agency for chickens that went bankrupt last week?
They couldn't make hens meet.

Did you hear about the very intelligent monster?
He was called Frank Einstein.

Did you hear about the rich Arab who bought a herd of cows?
He became a milk sheikh.

Did you hear about the man who listened to the match?
He burnt his ear.

Did you hear about the karate champion who joined the army?
The first time he saluted, he nearly killed himself.

A Joke At Random
In school I was the teacher's pet.
She couldn't afford a dog.
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