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Did You Hear? Jokes - Page 1

A selection of 'did you hear about the' jokes


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Did you hear that the man who invented the clock has written his autobiography?
It's about time.
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Did you hear about the man who got sacked from the calendar factory because he took a day off?
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Did you hear the joke about pizza?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.

Submitted by: Rob
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Did you hear about the man who works in the watch factory?
He just stands around and makes faces all day.
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Did you hear about the young cat who went to work for the Red Cross?
She wanted to be a first aid kit.
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Did you hear about the man who stole 10 bars of soap from a supermarket?
He made a clean getaway.
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Did you hear about the man put on a clean pair of socks every day of the week.
By Friday he could hardly get his shoes on.

Submitted by: Billy
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Did you hear about the cross-eyed optician?
He could never see eye to eye with his patients.
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Did you hear about the paranoid blood hound?
He was convinced that certain people were following him.
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Did you hear that the price of duck feathers has risen?
So now even down is up.

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