funny answering machine messages

Here is a randomly chosen joke or funny story :-

What do you get if you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Bamboo.

Funny, Answering Machine Messages - 9

 

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Hello, this is Sally's microwave. Her answering machine just eloped with her tape deck, so I'm stuck taking her calls. Say, if you want anything cooked while you leave your message, just hold it up to the phone.


Hello. I'm David's answering machine. What are you?


"Hi. Now you say something."


Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets.


Hello. I'm home right now but cannot find the phone. Please leave a message and I will call you up as soon as I find it.







A Joke At Random


Two rich young women, Tina and Buffy, were watching a TV show about the French Revolution. "There's one thing that puzzles me," Buffy said, "If they were so poor, how could they afford all of that antique furniture?"

You can find more like this in the Miscellaneous Jokes category