clean Jokes and Funny Stories

Here is a randomly chosen joke or funny story :-

What do you call a horse wearing Venetian blinds?
A zebra.

Funny Definitions - 2

 

This is page 2 of funny definitions.

Impeccable: having immunity to woodpeckers.

Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.

A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.

A born loser: Somebody who calls the telephone number that's scrawled in lipstick on the phone booth wall -- and his wife answers.


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A Joke At Random

Did you hear about the rich Arab who bought a herd of cows?
He became a milk sheikh.

You can find more like this in the Did You Hear? category