Funny Definitions - 2

 

This is page 2 of funny definitions.

Impeccable: having immunity to woodpeckers.

Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.

A consultant is a person who borrows your watch, tells you what time it is, pockets the watch, and sends you a bill for it.

A born loser: Somebody who calls the telephone number that's scrawled in lipstick on the phone booth wall -- and his wife answers.


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A Joke At Random

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Knee.
Knee who?
Kneed you ask?

You can find more like this in the Knock Knock Jokes category