clean Jokes and Funny Stories

Here is a randomly chosen joke or funny story :-

What do you get if you teach a deer to be a hairdresser?
A styling mousse.

How Do - Jokes

 

 

How do you make gold soup?
Put 14 carrots in it.

How do you stop your nose running?
Hide its trainers.

How do undertakers speak?
Gravely.

How do you get a baby astronaut to go to sleep?
You rock-et.

How do you get five donkeys on a fire engine?
Two in the front, two in the back, and one on the roof going EE-AW-EE-AW.

How do you start an onion race?
"Onion marks! Get set! Go!

How do you catch a squirrel
You climb up a tree and act like a nut.

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you later.

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.







A Joke At Random

Q. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A. At the bottom of the document.

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