How Do - Jokes

How do you get five donkeys on a fire engine?
Two in the front, two in the back, and one on the roof going EE-AW-EE-AW.

How do you start an onion race?
"Onion marks! Get set! Go!

How do you catch a squirrel
You climb up a tree and act like a nut.

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
I'll tell you later.

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.

How do you get down from an elephant?
You don't: you get down from a duck!

A Joke At Random

What's the definition of mixed emotions?
When you see your new mother-in law backing off a cliff in your new Mercedes.

You can find more like this in the Mother-in-law Jokes category