clean Jokes and Funny Stories

Here is a randomly chosen joke or funny story :-

What is the center of gravity?
The letter v.

Car Bumper Stickers - 3

 

This is page 3 of humorous car bumper stickers.

 


Next mood swing: five minutes


Don't annoy me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies


Quiet Please - Driver sleeping


My other girlfriend is beautiful


Ex-wife in trunk


The earth is full - go home


Pigs might fly but this one drives


I drive too fast to have to worry about cholesterol


i souport publik edukashun


I took an IQ test and the results were negative


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A Joke At Random


Traffic policeman: 'Didn't you hear me shout to you to pull over?'
Motorist: 'I'm awfully sorry. I thought you said "Good morning, Chief Constable." '
Traffic policeman: 'That's all right, sir. I just wanted to warn you that the traffic's pretty bad up ahead.'

You can find more like this in the British Humour category