clean Jokes and Funny Stories

Here is a randomly chosen joke or funny story :-

What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
Finding half a maggot...

Car Bumper Stickers - 5

 

This is page 5 of humorous car bumper stickers.

 


Lost your cat? Look under my wheels


I got this motorhome for my wife - the best deal I ever made


Boldly going nowhere


If you think I'm a bad driver, wait till you see me putt


Go ahead and hit me, I need the money


Caution! Driver applying make-up


What rear-view mirror?


No radio--already stolen.


I brake for no apparent reason.


Forget the Joneses, I keep up with the Simpsons.


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A Joke At Random


"So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?' I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it."

You can find more like this in the British Humour category