Car Bumper Stickers - 5

 

This is page 5 of humorous car bumper stickers.

 

I got this motorhome for my wife - the best deal I ever made

Boldly going nowhere

If you think I'm a bad driver, wait till you see me putt

Go ahead and hit me, I need the money

Caution! Driver applying make-up

What rear-view mirror?

No radio--already stolen.

I brake for no apparent reason.

Forget the Joneses, I keep up with the Simpsons.

I'm not as you think as you drunk I am.


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A Joke At Random

Why did the man order alphabet soup in the restaurant?
He wanted to eat his words.

You can find more like this in the Jokes About Restaurants & Food category