clean Jokes and Funny Stories

Here is a randomly chosen joke or funny story :-

What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.

Humorous Insults - 4

This is page 4 of humorous insults.

The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.

All foam, no beer.

He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

The elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.

His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.

Missing a few buttons on his remote control.

A few clowns short of a circus.

He thinks everyone worships the ground that he crawled out of.

His death won't be listed in the newspaper under 'Obituaries', it will be under 'Neighborhood Improvements'.

Don't let your mind wander. It's not stong enough to be allowed out on its own.


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A Joke At Random

Q. A blonde had used up all of her sick days so what did she do?
A. She called in dead.

You can find more like this in the Jokes About Blondes category