Humorous Insults - 2

 

This is page 2 of humorous insults.

He doesn't have all his cornflakes in one box.

The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.

All foam, no beer.

He fell out of the Stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

The elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.

His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.

Missing a few buttons on his remote control.

A few clowns short of a circus.

He thinks everyone worships the ground that he crawled out of.

His death won't be listed in the newspaper under 'Obituaries', it will be under 'Neighborhood Improvements'.


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