clean Jokes and Funny Stories

Here is a randomly chosen joke or funny story :-

What is round, white, and laughs a lot?
A tickled onion.

Humorous Insults - 2

 

This is page 2 of humorous insults.


He started at the bottom - and it's been downhill ever since.


You have a good family tree, but the crop is a failure.


I want to reach your mind - where is it currently located?


The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.


If his brain was chocolate it wouldn't fill an M&M.


You're red shirt goes well with your eyes...


Before you came along we were hungry. Now we are fed up.


You're not yourself today. I noticed the improvement immediately.


He is as strong as an ox and almost as intelligent.


He is a mental tourist - his mind wanders.


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A Joke At Random

Your kid may be an honors student, but you're still an idiot

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