Humorous Insults

 

Here are some humorous insults.

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"My birthday's coming" Do you know what I need?"
"Yeah, but how do you gift wrap a life?"

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Shock me, say something intelligent.

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If he ever had a bright idea, it would be beginner's luck!

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If what you don't know can't hurt you, he's invulnerable.

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Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?

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Are you always this stupid or are you just making a special effort today?

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I know that you are nobody's fool, but perhaps one day someone will adopt you.

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If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.

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Some day you will find yourself - and wish that you hadn't.

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You make me believe in reincarnation. Nobody can be as stupid as you in just one lifetime.

A Joke At Random

Which type of dog can tell the time?
A watchdog.

You can find more like this in the Jokes For Children 2 category