Intelligence Tests - 2

 

This is page 2 of intelligence tests.

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Q. I have two US coins totaling 55 cents. One is not a nickel. What are the coins?
a fifty cent piece, and a nickel (one is not a nickel, but the other one is).

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Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are not ties. Explain this.
they are not playing each other.

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Q. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
A. none. Moses was not on the ark.

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Q. Some months have 31 days how many have 28?
all of them - all months have (at least) 28 days.

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Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

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If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?

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Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

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You are in a steel room with no windows, doors or openings. All you have is a matchbook...how do you get out?
Answer: Strike One! Strike Two! Strike Three...Your Out!

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Q. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A. At the bottom of the document.

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Q. What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
A. Because it can't sit down.

A Joke At Random

Old policemen never die, they just cop out.

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