Intelligence Tests - 2

 

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Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are not ties. Explain this.
they are not playing each other.

Q. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the ark?
A. none. Moses was not on the ark.

Q. Some months have 31 days how many have 28?
all of them - all months have (at least) 28 days.

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

If the black box flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of the stuff?

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

You are in a steel room with no windows, doors or openings. All you have is a matchbook...how do you get out?
Answer: Strike One! Strike Two! Strike Three...Your Out!

Q. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A. At the bottom of the document.

Q. What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
A. Because it can't sit down.

How many books can you put on an empty shelf?
One. After that it isn't empty.


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