clean Jokes and Funny Stories

Here is a randomly chosen joke or funny story :-

What do you get if you cross a worm with an elephant?
Great big holes in your garden.

Intelligence Tests - 4

 

This is page 4 of intelligence tests.

A woman gives a beggar 50 cents the woman is the beggar's sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. How come?
Because the beggar is a woman.

Some months have 31 days, how many have 28?
All the months.

How many birthdays does the average man have?
Only one. When he was born.

Do they have a 4th of July in England?
Of course they do, Uncle Sam.


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A Joke At Random

What do elephants say as a compliment to other elephants?
You look elephantastic.

You can find more like this in the Elephant Jokes category