Silly Intelligence Tests

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What type of ring is always square?
A boxing ring.

If a farmer has two eggs for breakfast every morning, but he doesn' own any chickens and he doesn' get them from anyone else, where do the eggs come from?
From his ducks.

If a red house is made of red bricks, a blue house is made of blue bricks and a yellow house is made of yellow bricks, what is a green house made of?
Green Bricks?
No, glass.

Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 ate 9

Q. What does the Statue of Liberty stand for?
A. Because it can't sit down.

If a girl who works in a candy store is five feet three inches tall, and wears size five shoes, what does she weigh?
Candy.

Which burns longer, a red candle or a white candle?
Neither, they both burn shorter.

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-pong and died, what would they put on his coffin?
A lid.

Submitted by : Joe 

If you have a referee in soccer, and an umpire in cricket, what do you have in bowls?
Goldfish

Submitted by : Brian W 

How can you drop and egg six feet without it breaking?
By dropping it seven feet - it won't break for the first six.

A Joke At Random

Two young boys were spending the night at their grandparents the week before Christmas. At bedtime, the two boys knelt beside their beds to say their prayers when the youngest one began praying at the top of his voice.
"I PRAY FOR A NEW BICYCLE...
I PRAY FOR A NEW PLAYSTATION...
I PRAY FOR A NEW DVD PLAYER..."
His older brother leaned over and nudged the younger brother and said, "Why are you shouting your prayers? God isn't deaf." To which the little brother replied, "No, but Grandma is!"

You can find more like this in the Christmas category