Jokes and Funny Stories about Animals - 3

This is page 3 of jokes and funny stories about animals.

What type of dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.

What dog sweats the most and drinks a lot of water?
A hot-weiler!

My friend says that you can speak in cat language. Is it true?
Me - how?

What happens to frogs that are illegally parked?
They get toad away.

What was the name of the small horse that fought windmills?
Donkey Oatey.

What swings from a trapeze and miaows?
An acrocat.

How can you tell if a chicken likes you?
It gives you a peck on the cheek.

Every dog has its day, only a dog with a broken tail has a weak-end.

Joe: Last night the lion-tamer at the circus was attacked by his lions.
Brian: Was he clawed?
Joe: I don't know what is name was.

A man walked into a pet shop and said, 'I'd like a puppy for my son.'
'Sorry sir,' said the store owner, 'we don't do part exchange.'

A Joke At Random

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Toby.
Toby who?
Toby or not to be, that is the question.

You can find more like this in the Knock Knock Jokes category