Jokes and Funny Stories about Blondes - 10

This is page 10 of our Jokes and Funny Stories about blondes.

Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A: A Space Invader.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years.

Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.

Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?
A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.

Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.

Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring.

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"

Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb?
One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.

A Joke At Random

'Doctor, doctor, I keep stealing things. Can you give me something for it?'
'Try these pills. And if they don't work, bring me back a DVD player."

You can find more like this in the Doctors category