Jokes and Funny Stories about Blondes - 6

This is page 6 of our Jokes and Funny Stories about blondes.

What happened to the Blonde terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
She burned her lips on the exhaust pipe.

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday night?
Tell her a joke on thursday...

Q: What do you call a blonde who has dyed her hair black?
A: Artificial intelligence.

Q: What do you call a brunette between 2 blondes?
A: An Interpreter.

Q: Why don't blondes like pickles?
A: They keep getting their head stuck in the jar..

Q: If a blonde and a brunette fell out of an airplane, who would land first?
A: The brunette. The blonde would have to stop and ask for directions.

Q: What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A: Both are empty from the neck up.

A brunette was walking down the middle of the street bobbing her head saying "88, 88, 88, 88." A blonde saw her and asked her why she did it. The brunette said it was fun and said she should try it. So they were both walking down the middle of the street saying "88, 88, 88" All of a sudden a huge semi-truck came along and the brunette jumped out of the way...
A brunette was walking down the middle of the street bobbing her head saying "89, 89, 89".

How do you keep a blonde girl busy all day?
Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner.

Submitted by : Mark H 

What do UFOs and smart blondes have in common?
You keep hearing about them, but never see any.

Submitted by : Mark H 

A Joke At Random

"Hello, and welcome to Answering Machines of the Rich and Famous! (your name here) can't come to the phone right now, because he's spending the week in his beautiful summer home on the French Riviera..."

You can find more like this in the Answering Machine Messages category