Jokes and Funny Stories about Blondes - 9

This is page 9 of our Jokes and Funny Stories about blondes.

On her way home a dumb blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES". By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.

A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute, she said to herself "oh well !" and turned around and drove home.

Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.

Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater?
They went to see "Closed for the Winter".

Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An air bag.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?
A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.

Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A: Proofreading.

Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree.

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday night!

A Joke At Random

Joe: Did you get many Christmas presents?
Jack: I sure did. A lot more than my four brothers.
Joe: Why was that?
Jack: On Christmas morning I got up two hours before them.

You can find more like this in the Christmas category