Jokes and Funny Stories about Cannibals - 2

 

This is page 2 of jokes and funny stories about cannibals.

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What happened when the cannibals ate a comedian?
They had a feast of fun.

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A sign over a cannibal's hut: "I never met a man I didn't like."

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What do the guests do at a cannibal wedding?
They toast the bride and groom.

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Father Cannibal To Daughter: It's time you got married. We'll start looking for an edible bachelor.

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What did one cannibal say to another?"Who was that girl I saw you with last night?"
"That was no girl, that was my supper."

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Why was the cannibal expelled from school?
Because he kept buttering up the teacher.

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The cannibal came home to find his wife chopping up snakes and a very small man.
"Oh no!" he groaned. "Not snake and pygmy pie again."

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Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

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Two cannibals were having lunch.
One cannibal said "your wife makes a great soup."
"Yes" said the other one, "but I'm sure gonna miss her."

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A cannibal is watching his friend, also a cannibal. His friend walks up to someone and eats him, then comes back and announces 'I'm a vegetarian.'
'But I just saw you eat that person!' The first cannibal cries.
'That's because he was a swede.'

Submitted by : Derf 

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