Jokes and Funny Stories about Children - 2

 

This is page 2 of jokes and funny stories about children.

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Eleven year old's environmental studies essay on the effect of oil pollution: 'When my mum opened a tin of sardines last night it was full of oil and all the sardines were dead.'

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Twelve year old in French class being asked the difference between Madame and Mademoiselle: `Monsieur'.

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Ten year old's response to question, 'When dead, what do you want to be remembered for?': `Ever.'

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Small girl seeing Buckingham Palace for the first time: `Our front garden is concreted over too'.

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Primary maths pupil's answer to question, `take 9 from 246 as many times as possible': `I did it fifty times and I always got 237.'

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Twelve year old's response to the question, `why does a surgeon wear a mask when he performs an operation?': `So if he makes a muck of it the patient won't know who did it.'

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Ten year old's reply to `what famous London landmark has a figure with only one eye?': 'Cleopatra's needle.'

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Twelve year old's essay on 'what would you do to try and encourage motorists to show more consideration for others?': 'I would drive a police car.'

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A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'

A Joke At Random

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Thumping.
Thumping who?
Thumping green and slimy just crawled up your leg.

You can find more like this in the Knock Knock Jokes category