Jokes And Funny Stories About Children - 2

 

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Eleven year old's environmental studies essay on the effect of oil pollution: 'When my mum opened a tin of sardines last night it was full of oil and all the sardines were dead.'

Twelve year old in French class being asked the difference between Madame and Mademoiselle: `Monsieur'.

Ten year old's response to question, 'When dead, what do you want to be remembered for?': `Ever.'

Small girl seeing Buckingham Palace for the first time: `Our front garden is concreted over too'.

Primary maths pupil's answer to question, `take 9 from 246 as many times as possible': `I did it fifty times and I always got 237.'

Twelve year old's response to the question, `why does a surgeon wear a mask when he performs an operation?': `So if he makes a muck of it the patient won't know who did it.'

Ten year old's reply to `what famous London landmark has a figure with only one eye?': 'Cleopatra's needle.'

Twelve year old's essay on 'what would you do to try and encourage motorists to show more consideration for others?': 'I would drive a police car.'

A seven year old going to his first carol service demanded indignantly when the collection plate came round, 'You mean we have to pay for this?'


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