Christmas Jokes And Funny Stories - 3

This is page 3 of Christmas jokes and funny stories.

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What do you call Santa's helpers?
Subordinate Clauses.

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I wish you a Merry Christmas
And a Happy New Year,
A stocking full of presents
And a fridge full of beer.

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Christmas - a holiday during which neither the past nor the future is of as much interest as the present.

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What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?
Santa Claws.

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Who carries a sack and bites people?
Santa Jaws.

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What did Santa get when he crossed a reindeer with a piece of wood?
A hat rack.

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How does santa begin a joke?
"This one will sleigh you...."

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Mummy, here's your Christmas present. A box of your favorite chocolates.
Thanks, but the box is half empty.
Well, they're my favorite chocolates too.

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What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas?
A ladder in her stocking

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Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses.

A Joke At Random

What's the best way to get a hold of a lawyer?
By the neck...

You can find more like this in the Lawyers category