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Jokes About Christmas - Page 1

Here is our collection of jokes and funny stories about christmas or xmas as it is often called.
Father Christmas


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What do sad Christmas trees do?
They pine a lot.

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Two idiots walked deep into a forest searching for a Christmas tree. After spending hours in the deep snow and biting wind, one idiot turned to the other and said, "I'm going to chop down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!"

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Juicy.
Juicy who?
Juicy who threw the snowball at me?

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What do you call a snowman in the summertime?
A puddle!

Submitted by: Ron

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Why are Christmas trees not very good at knitting?
Because they are always dropping their needles.

Submitted by: Wilson

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Who is the biggest problem for Santa in his workshop?
The elf and safety officer.

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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Rapture.
Rapture who?
Rapture Christmas presents yet?

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What will Father Christmas suffer from if he ever gets stuck in a chimney?
Santa Claustrophobia.

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What does Santa call his wife on his income tax form?
A dependent Claus.

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Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy.


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