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Jokes About Christmas - Page 1
Here is our collection of jokes and funny stories about christmas or xmas as it is often called.
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What do sad Christmas trees do?
They pine a lot.
Two idiots walked deep into a forest searching for a
Christmas tree. After spending hours in the deep snow and biting wind, one idiot turned to the other and said, "I'm going to chop down the next tree I see. I don't care whether it's decorated or not!"
Juicy who threw the snowball at me?
What do you call a snowman in the summertime?
Submitted by: Ron
Why are Christmas trees not very good at
Because they are always dropping their needles.
Submitted by: Wilson
Who is the biggest problem for Santa in his workshop?
The elf and safety officer.
Rapture Christmas presents yet?
What will Father Christmas suffer from if he ever gets stuck in a chimney?
What does Santa call his wife on his income tax form?
A dependent Claus.
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy.