Christmas Jokes And Funny Stories

Here are some jokes and funny stories about christmas or xmas as it is often called. This is page 1 of 4

Knock, knock.
Who\'s there?
Wanda Witch.
Wanda Witch who?
Wanda Witch you a Merry Christmas.

What do fish sing at Christmas?
Shark, the herald angels sing.

Which dog gives you Christmas presents?
Santa Paws.

What does Mrs. Claus use to make her cakes?
Elf-raising flour.

Knock, knock.
Who\'s there?
Raptor.
Raptor who?
Raptor presents before Christmas.

Knock, knock.
Who\'s there?
Hector.
Hector who?
\"Hector halls with boughs of holly.\"

What do you call someone who claps their hands when the contestants in a Christmas quiz show get the right answer?
Santapplause.

I wouldn\'t say he is stupid, but he thinks that Christmas Eve is a tug of war that is held at Christmas.

What do you call a man who claps his hands at Christmas time?
Santapplause.

Where do snowmen dance?
At a snowball.

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A Joke At Random

There were two brunettes in the front of a truck, and three blondes in the back. They rolled off a cliff into the ocean. The brunettes survived, but the blondes died. Why?
They couldn't get the tailgate open.

You can find more like this in the Jokes About Blondes category