Jokes and Funny Stories about Computers - 4

 

This is page 4 of jokes and funny stories about computers.

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Bugs are Sons of Glitches!

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Counting in octal is just like counting in decimal, if you don't use your thumbs.

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If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.

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Computer programmers never die, they just get lost in the processing.

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Your program is sick! Shoot it and put it out of its memory.

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To err is human to really foul things up requires a computer.

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To err is human to forgive, beyond the scope of the Operating System.

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The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer.

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Real programs don't eat cache.

A Joke At Random

The reason computer chips are so small is computers don't eat much.

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