Jokes And Funny Stories About Computers - 4

 

This is page 4 of jokes and funny stories about computers.

To err is human to forgive, beyond the scope of the Operating System.

The computer is mightier than the pen, the sword, and usually, the programmer.

Real programs don't eat cache.

Profanity is the one language all programmers know best.

If at first you don't succeed, you must be a programmer.

I haven't lost my mind it's backed up on tape somewhere.

Another megabytes the dust.

"I'm all for computer dating, but I wouldn't want one to marry my sister."

Beware of Programmers who carry screwdrivers.

Unix - Reach out and grep someone.


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A Joke At Random

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Knee.
Knee who?
Kneed you ask?

You can find more like this in the Knock Knock Jokes category