Jokes and Funny Stories about Computers - 7

 

This is page 7 of jokes and funny stories about computers.

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Printer not ready.
Could be a fatal error.
Have you a pen?

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Login incorrect.
Only perfect spellers may enter this system.

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Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

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Errors have occurred.
We won't tell you where or why.
Lazy programmers.

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Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

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Multitasking - screwing up several things at once.

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DCE seeks DTE for mutual exchange of data.

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There are three engineers in a car an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer, and a Microsoft Software Engineer.
Suddenly the car just stops by the side of the road, and the three engineers look at each other wondering what could be wrong.
The electrical engineer suggests stripping down the electronics of the car and trying to trace where a fault might have occurred.
The chemical engineer, not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.
Then the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes up with a suggestion. "Why don't we close all the windows, get out, get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it'll work!?"

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Relax, its only ONES and ZEROS!

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Real programmers don't document. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand

A Joke At Random

One psychiatrist meets another on the street. He says, "You're fine, how am I?".

You can find more like this in the Psychiatrist Jokes category