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What do you call a woman who has a white face?
Blanche.

Jokes and Funny Stories about Computers - 8

 

This is page 8 of jokes and funny stories about computers.

Programmer - A red-eyed, mumbling mammal capable of conversing with inanimate objects.

If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.

(A)bort, (R)etry, (G)et a beer?

(A)bort, (R)etry, (T)ake down entire network?

Backup not found: (A)bort (R)etry (P)anic

Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)

Excuse me for butting in, but I'm interrupt-driven.

Press any key to continue or any other key to quit...

Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE!

"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates, 1981







A Joke At Random

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

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