Jokes and Funny Stories about Computers

Jokes and Funny Stories about computers, programmers and users. This is page 1 of 9

Why do vikings never send e-mails?
They prefer to use Norse code.

Did you see which way the programmer went?
He went DATA way.

What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?
A big mac.

What should do you do if your computer starts to hum?
Tell it to change its socks.

How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?
Hide their trainers.

What does a proud computer call his little son?
A microchip off the old block.

William Who surfs the Internet and goes, 'Choo, Choo'?
Thomas the Search Engine.

Back Up My Hard Drive? How do I Put it in Reverse?

Cursor: What you become when your computer crashes.

Back Up My Hard Drive? I can't find the reverse switch!

A Joke At Random

Q: Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?
A: If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.

You can find more like this in the Lawyers category