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Jokes About Computer Programmers & Users - Page 1

Here is our selection of jokes and funny stories about computer programmers and users.
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What's the first sign that your computer is getting old?
It starts to have memory problems.

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Why was the computer feeling cold?
It had left Windows open.

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What do computers like to eat when they are hungry?
Chips.

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Why do vikings never send e-mails?
They prefer to use Norse code.

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Did you see which way the programmer went?
He went DATA way.

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What do you get if you cross a computer with a hamburger?
A big mac.

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What should do you do if your computer starts to hum?
Tell it to change its socks.

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How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?
Hide their trainers.

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What does a proud computer call his little son?
A microchip off the old block.

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Who surfs the Internet and goes, 'Choo, Choo'?
Thomas the Search Engine.


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