Jokes and Funny Stories about Dentists

Here are some jokes and funny stories about dentists.

What to do you call an old dentist?
A bit long in the tooth.

What did the tooth say to the departing dentist?
Fill me in when you get back.

What award does the dentist of the year get?
A little plaque.

When I talk people listen with their mouth open.
Oh, you must be a dentist.

I wanted to be a dentist, but I didn't have enough pull.

I don't like my dentist - he's a real bore.

How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
His drill slipped.

A Joke At Random

The Abbot of the Monastery was very strict in his routine. Each morning, he'd come out of his cell, go into the main room where all the monks were sitting, and chant "Good Morning." They would chant back "Good Morning." At the evening meal, he'd enter the room and sing "Good Evening," and they would reply in kind. One morning, though, in response to his greeting, he distinctly heard one monk sing "Good Evening." Wondering if his ears were going, he sang "Good Morning," only to hear the anomalous greeting again. Looking about the room, he sang "Someone Chanted 'Evening.'"

You can find more like this in the Miscellaneous Jokes category