Jokes and Funny Stories about Doctors - 2

 

This is page 2 of jokes and funny stories about doctors.

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Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a dog.
How long have you felt like this?
Ever since I was a puppy!

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Doctor, Doctor I keep getting an urge to paint myself gold.
Don't worry it's just a gilt complex!

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Doctor, Doctor I feel like an apple.
Don't worry we'll soon get to the core of this!

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Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm God.
When did this start?
Well first I created the sun, then the earth...

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Doctor, Doctor Have you got something for a really bad headache?
Of course. Just take this hammer and hit yourself on the head. Then you'll have a really bad headache.

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Doctor, Doctor will this ointment clear up my spots?
I never make rash promises.

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Doctor, Doctor I tend to flush a lot.
Don't worry it's just a chain reaction.

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Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday?

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Doctor: The best time to take a bath is just before retiring.
Patient: You mean I don't need another bath until I'm sixty-five?

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Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a laptop computer.
You're just run down, let me give you some vitamins.
No, thanks. But perhaps you could recharge my batteries.

A Joke At Random

What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?
Santa Claws.

You can find more like this in the Christmas category