Jokes And Funny Stories About Doctors - 3

This is page 3 of jokes and funny stories about doctors.

Doctor, doctor, my son's just swallowed some gunpowder.
Well, don't point him at me.

The doctor comes in and tells his patient he has some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you don't have cancer, the bad news is that you have short-term memory loss.
Then the patient says, "But do I have Cancer?"

Doctor, Doctor.
I can't stop sneezing. What can you give me?
A tissue?
Oh no, it's happening to you as well.

Doctor, Doctor.
My sister thinks she's a seabird.
She'll just have to wait her tern.

Submitted by : Joan 

"Doctor, doctor, every time I drink a cup of coffee I get a sharp pain in my nose."
"Have you tried taking the spoon out of the cup?"

Doctor, Doctor, I keep thinking that I'm a bridge.
Now then, what's come over you?
Two cars and a truck.

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm a pack of cards.
Sit down and I'll deal with you later.

Doctor, Doctor, my wooden leg is giving me a lot of pain.
Why is that?
My wife keeps hitting me over the head with it.

"Doctor, doctor, I've just swallowed the film from my camera."
"Well, let's hope nothing develops."

"Doctor, doctor< I keep seeing double."
"Take a seat please."
"Which one?"

A Joke At Random

A brunette was walking down the middle of the street bobbing her head saying "88, 88, 88, 88." A blonde saw her and asked her why she did it. The brunette said it was fun and said she should try it. So they were both walking down the middle of the street saying "88, 88, 88" All of a sudden a huge semi-truck came along and the brunette jumped out of the way...
A brunette was walking down the middle of the street bobbing her head saying "89, 89, 89".

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