Jokes and Funny Stories about Doctors - 3

This is page 3 of jokes and funny stories about doctors.

Doctor, doctor, I feel like I'm part of the Internet!
Well, you do look a site.

Doctor, doctor, what's the best cure for water on the knee?
A tap on the ankle.

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking that I've been here before.
Oh, no, not you again.

Doctor, Doctor, what can I do about my broken leg?
Limp.

What did the doctor say to the tonsil?
You look so cute, I would like to take you out.

Doctor: I will examine you for twenty dollars.
Patient: Go ahead Doctor. If you find it you can have it.

Patient: Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing frogs in front of my eyes.
Doctor: Don't worry, it's only a hoptical illusion.

Doctor, doctor. Every time I stand up quickly, I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy.
Ok, how long have you been having these Disney spells?

Doctor, doctor, I feel like a 10 Dollar note
Well go and buy something then, the change will do you good.

Doctor, doctor, I think I've gone a funny color.
Nonsense, it's just a pigment of your imagination.

A Joke At Random

Did you hear about the blonde that threw away her weight loss video because she noticed that the people on the video were not losing weight either?

You can find more like this in the Jokes About Blondes category