Jokes And Funny Stories About Education - 2

 

This is page 2 of jokes and funny stories about education.

There once was an old man from Esser,
Who's knowledge grew lesser and lesser.
It at last grew so small,
He knew nothing at all,
And now he's a College Professor.

Old Teachers never die, they just lose their class.

Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher?
She couldn't control her pupils!

Old teachers never die. They just lose their class.

Old professors never die. They just lose their faculties.

Those that can, do.
Those that can't do, teach.
And those that can't teach, administrate.

Submitted by : Fred 

Pupil: "Excuse me, Sir, but I don't think I deserve a mark of zero for this exam paper."
Teacher: "Neither do I, but it's the lowest mark I can give."

The head teacher was taking her class round an art gallery. She stopped in front of one exhibit, and sneered at the guide, "I suppose that is some kind of modern art?" "No, madam," replied the guide.
"I'm afraid it's a mirror."

"You never get anything right," complained the teacher. "What kind of job do you think you'll get when you leave school?"
"Well I want to be the weather girl on TV."

"What do you do?" a man asked a pretty girl at a party. "I'm an infant teacher."
"Good gracious! l thought you were at least 26."


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Bill: Today is my wife's birthday.
Phil: What are you getting for her?
Bill: Make me an offer!

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