Jokes and Funny Stories about Education

 

Here are some jokes and funny stories about education.

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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?
One minds the train, the other trains the mind.

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When is an English teacher like a judge?
When she hands out long sentences.

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Old teachers never die, they just grade away.

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In college I'm studying Pharmacy - because I've always wanted to be a farmer.

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In school I was the teacher's pet.
She couldn't afford a dog.

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My parents sent me to boarding school so that they wouldn't have to help me with my homework.

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Teacher: Billy, why have you not given me your homework?
Billy: I made it into a paper aeroplane and someone hijacked it.

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Father: Son, what are your results in the end of term examination?
Son: Underwater.
Father: What do you mean, underwater?
Son: Below "C" level.

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Old Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way!

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Teacher: "Give me a sentence starting with the letter 'I'".
Pupil: "I is-"
Teacher: "No, you must always say 'I am'."
Pupil: "Okay, 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet'."

A Joke At Random

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo?
Earthquakes in Australia.

You can find more like this in the Jokes For Children category