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Jokes About Education - Page 1

Here is our selection of jokes and funny stories about teaching and education.

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Son: My teacher must be really old.
Father: Why is that son?
Son: Well, today in class, he told us that he used to teach Shakespeare.

Who do you call the two people who cause the most embarrassment at the annual school parents' evening?
Mum and dad.

Submitted by: Will

Why did the pupil take a ladder to school?
It was a high school.

Submitted by: Brian

Teacher: What is the name given to the small rivers that flow into the river Nile?
William: The Juve-Niles?

Welcome to our school, William," said the nursery school teacher to the new boy. "How old are you?"
"I'm not old," said Simon. "I'm still almost new.

They call him toe nails because he is always at the foot of the class.

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?
One minds the train, the other trains the mind.

When is an English teacher like a judge?
When she hands out long sentences.

Old teachers never die, they just grade away.

In college I'm studying Pharmacy - because I've always wanted to be a farmer.

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