Here are some jokes and funny stories about education.
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Old teachers never die, they just grade away.
In college I'm studying Pharmacy - because I've always wanted to be a farmer.
In school I was the teacher's pet.
She couldn't afford a dog.
My parents sent me to boarding school so that they wouldn't have to help me with my homework.
Teacher: Billy, why have you not given me your homework?
Billy: I made it into a paper aeroplane and someone hijacked it.
Father: Son, what are your results in the end of term examination?
Son: Underwater.
Father: What do you mean, underwater?
Son: Below "C" level.
Old Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way!
Teacher: "Give me a sentence starting with the letter 'I'".
Pupil: "I is-"
Teacher: "No, you must always say 'I am'."
Pupil: "Okay, 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet'."
Teacher: "What is the outer part of a tree called?"
Pupil: "I don't know sir."
Teacher: "Bark, boy bark."
Pupil: "Woof-woof."
Father: Well son, how are your exam results?
Son: They're all under water
Father: What do you mean?
Son: They're all under C level.
A Joke At Random
Redundancy: An airbag in a politician's car!You can find more like this in the Jokes about Politicians category
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