Jokes And Funny Stories About Education

 

Here are some jokes and funny stories about education.

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Old teachers never die, they just grade away.

In college I'm studying Pharmacy - because I've always wanted to be a farmer.

In school I was the teacher's pet.
She couldn't afford a dog.

My parents sent me to boarding school so that they wouldn't have to help me with my homework.

Teacher: Billy, why have you not given me your homework?
Billy: I made it into a paper aeroplane and someone hijacked it.

Father: Son, what are your results in the end of term examination?
Son: Underwater.
Father: What do you mean, underwater?
Son: Below "C" level.

Old Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way!

Teacher: "Give me a sentence starting with the letter 'I'".
Pupil: "I is-"
Teacher: "No, you must always say 'I am'."
Pupil: "Okay, 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet'."

Teacher: "What is the outer part of a tree called?"
Pupil: "I don't know sir."
Teacher: "Bark, boy bark."
Pupil: "Woof-woof."

Father: Well son, how are your exam results?
Son: They're all under water
Father: What do you mean?
Son: They're all under C level.


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A Joke At Random

Redundancy: An airbag in a politician's car!

You can find more like this in the Jokes about Politicians category