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Jokes About Education - Page 1

Here is our selection of jokes and funny stories about teaching and education.


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Son: My teacher must be really old.
Father: Why is that son?
Son: Well, today in class, he told us that he used to teach Shakespeare.

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Who do you call the two people who cause the most embarrassment at the annual school parents' evening?
Mum and dad.

Submitted by: Will

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Why did the pupil take a ladder to school?
It was a high school.

Submitted by: Brian

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Teacher: What is the name given to the small rivers that flow into the river Nile?
William: The Juve-Niles?

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Welcome to our school, William," said the nursery school teacher to the new boy. "How old are you?"
"I'm not old," said Simon. "I'm still almost new.

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They call him toe nails because he is always at the foot of the class.

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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?
One minds the train, the other trains the mind.

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When is an English teacher like a judge?
When she hands out long sentences.

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Old teachers never die, they just grade away.

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In college I'm studying Pharmacy - because I've always wanted to be a farmer.


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