Jokes About Elephants - 2

This is page 2 of elephant jokes.

What is grey, carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when you are ill?
A get wellephant.

What is grey but turns red?
An embarrassed elephant.

What is blue and has big ears?
An elephant at the North Pole.

What's big, grey and flies straight up into the air?
An elecopter.

What is large, grey and wears a mask?
The elephantom of the opera.

How do you make an elephant sandwich?
First of all, you get a very large loaf of bread ...

Why was the elephant wearing pink tennis shoes?
They didn't have white ones in his size.

Does an elephant ever forget?
Only if you lend him money.

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your sandwich?
It's too heavy to lift.

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
They couldn't keep their trunks up.

A Joke At Random

My uncle said, 'My cat got first prize in the budgie show.'
I said, 'That's impossible. Cats don't get prizes in budgie shows.'
My uncle said, 'No, a budgie got the prize and my cat ate the budgie.'

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