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Jokes About Frogs - Page 1

Here is our selection of jokes and funny stories about frogs.


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Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.

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What did one frog say to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.

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What do you call a frog who works as a spy?
A croak and dagger agent.

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What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.

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What do frogs like to drink when they are cold?
Hot croako.

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What should you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?

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What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
Hoppalong Cassidy.

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How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.

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What do you get if you cross a frog with a small dog?
A croaker spaniel.

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What happens when you drink Frognog?
You croak.


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