clean Jokes and Funny Stories

Here is a randomly chosen joke or funny story :-

What do Jack the Ripper and Winnie the Pooh have in common?
The same middle name.

Jokes and Funny Stories about Frogs

 

Here are some jokes and funny stories about frogs.

Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.

What did one frog say to the other?
Time's sure fun when you're having flies.

What do you call a frog who works as a spy?
A croak and dagger agent.

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog.

What do frogs like to drink when they are cold?
Hot croako.

What should you say if you meet a toad?
Wart's new?

What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?
Hoppalong Cassidy.

How do frogs die?
They Kermit suicide.

What do you get if you cross a frog with a small dog?
A croaker spaniel.

What happens when you drink Frognog?
You croak.







A Joke At Random

Hey, Noah, do you want a drink?
Noah don't.

You can find more like this in the Scottish Jokes category