clean Jokes and Funny Stories

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What do you call a ninety year old ant?
An antique.

Jokes and Funny Stories about Lawyers - 8

 

This is page 8 of jokes and funny stories about lawyers.

Last year a group of terrorists hijacked a planeload of lawyers. They said that they'd release one every hour unless their demands were met.

Once upon a time there was a snake and a rabbit that bumped into each other in the woods. Both were blind. The snake started feeling the rabbit's fur and said, 'You are nice and soft, so you must be a rabbit.' Then the rabbit started feeling the snake and said, 'And you are cold and slithery. You must be a lawyer.'







A Joke At Random

How many outs are there in an inning?
6

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