Jokes and Funny Stories about Marriage - 3

This is page 3 of jokes and funny stories about marriage.

It first occured to me that our marriage might be in trouble when my wife won an all expenses paid trip for two to Hawaii - and she went twice.

An insurance salesman was trying to persuade a housewife to buy a life insurance policy. "Just imagine if your husband was to die tomorrow," he said. "What would you get?"
"Oh, a Labrador dog, I think," replied the housewife. "They're so well-behaved.

My wife made me join a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.

I still miss my ex-husband - but my aim is getting better.

Man to marriage counselor: "My wife and I can't agree on our vacation. I want to go to Bermuda and she wants to go with me."

Wedding rings: The world's smallest handcuffs.

Missing: wife and dog. Reward for dog.

Marriage - Female going from lipstick to broomstick.

Bigamy: one wife too many
Monogamy same thing.

Bigamist: A man who can have his Kate and Edith too.

A Joke At Random

Did you hear about the animal hotel that has exclusive accommodation for squirrels?
It's called The Nutcracker Suite.

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