Jokes and Funny Stories about Pets - 3

This is page 3 of jokes and funny stories about pets.

My uncle said, 'I've got this elephant who's so sulky he just sits in a comer and mutters to himself. What shall I call him?'
The vet said, 'How about mumbo jumbo'.

My uncle said, 'I've got this elephant that Won't talk to me.'
The vet said, 'What's his name?'
My uncle said, 'He won't even tell me that.'

Did you hear about the cat that fell in the yoghurt? He's a sour puss now.

By the way did you hear about the St Bernard that went up a mountain in a storm to take some brandy to a climber who was lost? Well, they thought he was a goner, because he was gone for a few days, but all of a sudden he turned up again with a note round his neck. It said, 'I enjoyed the brandy very much. Can you send up the rest of the bottle?'

Why is your cat so small?
He only drinks condensed milk.

'I call my pet Tiny,' said Peter.
'Why do you call him Tiny?' asked one of his friends.
'Because he's my newt.'

A Joke At Random

A woman went to a psychatrist and said to him. 'I want to ask you about my husband. He thinks he's a refrigerator.'
'Well thats nothing to worry about,' said the psychiatrist. 'I would say that's quite a harmless obsession.'
'Yes, but the thing is,' said the woman, 'he sleeps with his mouth open and the little light keeps me awake at night.'

You can find more like this in the Psychiatrist Jokes category