clean Jokes and Funny Stories

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What do you call a lifeguard with no legs?
Bob.

Jokes and Funny Stories about Politicians - 4

 

This is page 4 of jokes and humorous stories about politics and politicians.

I think, therefore I'm not an MP.

A politician is a man who stands for what he thinks the voters will fall for.

A politician has to be able to see both sides of an issue, so he can get around it.

Political T.V. commercials prove one thing: some candidates can tell all their good points and qualifications in just 30 seconds.

The reason they bury politicians 26 feet under is because deep down they're nice guys.


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A Joke At Random

Don't vote - it only encourages them.

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