Jokes and Funny Stories about Politicians

 

Here are some jokes and funny stories about politics and politicians.

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Two politicans were having a heated debate. Finally, one of them jumped up and yelled at the other, "What about the powerful interest that controls you?"
And the other politician screamed back, "You leave my wife out of this!"

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There are two sorts of politicians: those who can talk nonsense on any subject under the sun, and those who don’t need a subject.

Submitted by : Neil 

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A little girl asked her father, 'do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time"?
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'

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The government is sneaky. They raise the tax on alcohol, then make sure that the country is in such a mess that you drink more.

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Don't vote - it only encourages them.

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It's tough being a politician. Half your reputation is ruined by lies the other half is ruined by the truth!

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Some people tell political jokes... we HAVE them!

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Redundancy: An airbag in a politician's car!

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Limit Congress to 2 terms: 1 in office, 1 in jail.

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The statesman shears the sheep, the politician skins them.

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