Jokes And Funny Stories About Politicians

Here are some jokes and funny stories about politics and politicians.

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A little girl asked her father, 'do all fairy tales begin with "Once upon a time"?
The father replied, 'No, some begin with - If I am elected.'

The government is sneaky. They raise the tax on alcohol, then make sure that the country is in such a mess that you drink more.

Don't vote - it only encourages them.

It's tough being a politician. Half your reputation is ruined by lies the other half is ruined by the truth!

Some people tell political jokes... we HAVE them!

Redundancy: An airbag in a politician's car!

Limit Congress to 2 terms: 1 in office, 1 in jail.

The statesman shears the sheep, the politician skins them.

I think, therefore I'm not an MP. - (Member of Parliament)

Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

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A Joke At Random

Yo' mama's so poor, she married young just to get the rice!

You can find more like this in the Your Mama Jokes category