Jokes and Funny Stories about Psychiatrists

 

Here are some jokes and funny stories about psychiatrists for you to analyze.

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Why did the airline pilot go to see a psychiatrist?
He thought that he was plane crazy.

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Why go to a psychiatrist when you can stay at home and talk to the ceiling for free.

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One psychiatrist meets another on the street. He says, "You're fine, how am I?".

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A woman went to a psychatrist and said to him. 'I want to ask you about my husband. He thinks he's a refrigerator.'
'Well thats nothing to worry about,' said the psychiatrist. 'I would say that's quite a harmless obsession.'
'Yes, but the thing is,' said the woman, 'he sleeps with his mouth open and the little light keeps me awake at night.'

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A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.

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My physchiatrist told me I'm going crazy. I told him "If you don't mind I'd like a second opion. "He said "Alright .. you're ugly too."

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Psychiatrists say that one out of four people are mentally ill. Check three friends. If they're OK, you're it.

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Danny: My year of psychoanalysis was a complete failure!
Sandy: Aren't you cured?
Danny: That depends on what you call a cure. A year ago I was Julius Caesar, now I'm a nobody.

A Joke At Random

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Raptor.
Raptor who?
Raptor presents before Christmas.

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