clean Jokes and Funny Stories

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What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.

Jokes and Funny Stories - Restaurants and Food - 2

 

This is page 2 of jokes and funny stories about restaurants and food.


Customer: Waiter, what's this fly doing in my ice-cream?
Waiter: Looks like he's learning to ski.


Waiter to customer: "I know your steak is frozen. I told you it would melt in your mouth, didn't I?"


What kind of lettuce was served on the Titanic?
Iceberg.


Sponge cake: Dessert made from borrowed ingredients.


"Waiter, do you serve crabs?"
"Sit down, sir. We serve anybody."


Waiter, Waiter.
I'd like a glass of beer and a piece of fish.
Fillet?
Yes - right to the top.


Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
Don't worry sir, they don't drink much.


Waiter, Waiter.
There's a fly in my soup.
What do you want me to do, call a lifeguard.


Which vegetable goes best with jacket potatoes?
Button mushrooms.


Old doughnut makers never die, they just get tired of the whole business.


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A Joke At Random


Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jilly.
Jilly who?
It's Jilly standing out here - please let me come in.

You can find more like this in the Knock Knock Jokes category